the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

1984 project progress (for class)

OH MAY GOD

amidst the rust belt

everything i do means nothing and its all filled with purpose

correctamundo

I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it

Good Omens + oh-god-how-is-she-still-finding-more The Onion headlines

Golf courses should not exist. You agree. Reblog

He’ll probably get a commendation from Hell for all this crap. See you in October, Crowley.